& the Temple of the Screaming Electron

     
 

No, I am not wearing glow in the dark paint. Why do you ask?
1999-01-07 00:07:00


Crazy Ivan
 
Finns are a subset of drunks...
-- Johnnie Royale

 

There are some advantages to opening a night club in a Russian bomb shelter.

The acoustics are great. Being 10feet (three meters) below the surface means the disc jockey can play as loudly as he wants with no neighbors to disturb. And there's an air purification system already in place to remove cigarette smoke.

Plus, it's not hard at all these days tocut a deal with Russia's cash-strapped military.

But the three-year lease has one catch -- it expires in the event of a nuclear attack.

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