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Mental patients to get the vote in England

by Negative Nancy

1999-10-20 12:52:11

Looks like England is finally catching up with the US by allowing completely insane mental patients to vote in general elections. Historically "lunatics and peers" have made up the majority of voters in the US, but have been barred from going to the polls because they could not register using looney bins as their home address.

Criminally insane Brits, as well as run-of-the-mill sane criminals will still be denied the vote, but if you're a politically minded crack-pot screwball, you might want to consider incarceration in the Isles as an option...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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