A doctor friend told me that in twenty years he never saw a vegetarian
patient with disease, only trauma (gunshot wounds, for example). -- Trevor "Fuckhead" Johnson
Hey, so this isn't news or anything, but this crazy bug
called the African bombardier beetle shoots Burning Hot
Acid out of it's ASS with sooper dooper accuracy!!
It has special butt jets that it uses to aim at it's enemies and when it shoots
the acid out, it makes a big bang sound like a gun!! Woo! It's so accurate it
could even hit its victim (like an ant) in the eyeballs if it wanted.
So, go look at the pictures because that's the best part...you can see the ass
spray in action...up close and personal!
On a side note: I'm thinkin' I'd like to get me a few of these critters. I'll
use them against my upstairs neighbor next time he pisses me off. See, he's an
entomologist and he has all kinds of bad crazy bugs up in his nasty apartment.
He's a big freak and bothers me all the time...for being noisy and what not.
Not that I am, but he's ultra sensitive because he has special spidy senses and
never leaves his creepy crawly apartment except to climb up in our neighborhood
trees to conduct experiments and collect new specimens.
More than once I have found unusual, horrible, bugs in MY apartment. For
instance, one week I found THREE black widows in my room!!! I suspect that
sometimes he releases the horrible little beasties into my apartment on
PURPOSE! So, if I get myself some African butt shooting bugs, I could train
them to defend my household from his attacks.
