Everyone know that the British are funny, and that British
royalty is everything British squared. Cheese is also
funny, and the concept of a "South Wales cheese factory" is
about the best venue for cheese-funniness that I can think
of. Now hair usually isn't thought of as funny. Normally
you think "dumb" when someone mentions hair, but I believe
the "British royalty" and "South Wales cheese factory" are
enough to carry the hair part. Thus, I'd say this is a
pretty funny story.
So Prince Philip was on a tour of the university that's all famous and stuff
'cause it has it's own cheese factory and the little brat refused to wear a
hair net. Now, in Down Under, if you go near a vat of cheese without a
hair net, the cheese has to be condemned and no one can eat it. So the
university is all honored 'casue they've had a "royal visit," but it's left
them with all this condemned cheese.
If you have yet to see the humor in this situation, let me offer a few more
choice selections from the article:
Australian bush cheeses
vat of condemned cheese
The farming town of Wagga Wagga
Barry Lillywhite, the university's head
You should be laughing now. See, 'cause it's funny. So you laugh.