I would disarm the entire world, because it would be cool to see people have massive battles using only their teeth and nails. Those of us who floss regularly would soon rule the earth! -- Mr. Bad
So this guy in jail on a murder rap managed to SAW his way
out of his jail cell. OK, no big deal you say.
But he did it using DENTAL FLOSS coated in TOOTHPASTE!
This guy must be BRILLIANT to pull this off! Well, no. Turns out he did it in
order to murder a prison rival. Not to escape, not to take hostages and demand
an improvement in prison conditions -- but to off some punk that looked at him
funny.
He wasn't even in for life-- only 15 years. Now they're gonna lock him in a
small metal box for the rest of his life. And I bet he can forget ever getting
another piece of popcorn out from between his teeth... the man will probably
never see another implement of dental hygiene in his life. Ewww....
