May years ago, you were assured that when you read a copy
of The Washington Post, you could expect some of the finest
reporting in the world. Unfortunately, the paper fucked with Dick Nixon. Nixon, after being squashed
like a bug, used his last remaining trump card, and ordered
that the fumes for a nearby petrochemical plant be pumped
directly into the vent system of the Post, rendering all
staff and reporters highly brain damaged. So you have to
cut them a little slack when they report what they think is
groundbreaking, but the rest of us have known for decades.
The latest example of this is found in the December 8th edition, in which the
post reports that researchers have made the discovery that drinking teens are
likelier to try sex. Thank you Washington Post. If it weren't for you, I never
would have understood why the local high school football teams in Missoula were
always trying to get the cheerleaders to do beer bongs.