If I ever need to get rescued by a group of toddlers and a man with a yellow purse whose only extraction plan is to quickly eat Tootsie Rolls, just let me explode with the god damn plane. -- Sean Baby
I like beef. Everyone likes Beef. As a matter of fact,
there's nothing in the world like sitting down to a
well-prepared double cheeseburger with a side of fries. But
sometimes, you just don't have the time for such a meal.
Wouldn't it be great if someone combined the two?
The kind, caring folks over at The Cattlemen's Association (you know, the
people who accidently mistook Oprah for a fattened-up cow, and tried to put
her on the killing floor) know that in this hectic, fast-moving world you
don't always have the time to enjoy the all-American meal. So in their secret
lab kitchens, they have created some of the greatest gastronomic delights to
ever to be offered to this hyper-speed world. At the top of this list,
Cheeseburger Fries!
