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We're not doing our job if we're just pissing off Canadians.
-- Mr. Bad
Smoke Because We Love You!
1999-09-25 19:45:46
Brown & Williamson, a tobacco company, has come up with a simply amazing advertising ploy.
Brown & Williamson is the company that manufactures Pall Mall, KOOL, and Luck Strike cigarettes, to name just a few of their brands. They've set up this customer service line, see? It's 1-800-578-7453. Just call it and hear the message. It's a FREE call. What've you got to lose?
(No, we're not making money on this. It's just FUNNY.)
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