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Smoke Because We Love You!

by Baron Earl

1999-09-25 19:45:46

Brown & Williamson, a tobacco company, has come up with a simply amazing advertising ploy.

Brown & Williamson is the company that manufactures Pall Mall, KOOL, and Luck Strike cigarettes, to name just a few of their brands. They've set up this customer service line, see? It's 1-800-578-7453. Just call it and hear the message. It's a FREE call. What've you got to lose?

(No, we're not making money on this. It's just FUNNY.)

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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