So the founder of Men's Wearhouse, Dennis Peron, and the bassist for The Who walk into a bar. They get a frog and two spiders stoned. And then there is a mandrill. -- Mr. Bad
Apple's deep dark secret: churchofsatan.com was made with a
Macintosh! My goodness, can you really build Web sites with
a Mac?
Apple Computer, Inc. claims that churchofsatan.com's use of a "Made with
Macintosh" logo on the site constitutes dilution of trademark. To protect
themselves, they have brought legal pressure to bear to get the Church of Satan
to remove any Apple references from their site.
What's next? Will Apple's rabid attack lawyers demand that the Book of Genesis
be rewritten to disassociate the serpent/Satan with the apple from the Tree of
Knowledge? I guess I shouldn't give them any ideas.
The interesting question is: what sounds more like Satan? Would it be a bunch
of neo-Nietzcheists who like to dress up in black and have cool parties, or
would it be an inhuman corporation at work in the world without fear of
repercussion from human law, manipulating that law to force others into
constant submission and inspiring cult-like loyalty with cunning and devious
lies and shady promises about the effects of the enslavement to their products.
Hmmm? No offense to the Satanists, but Apple's got the schtick down
cold.
