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Why England is Dying, Chapter 309
1999-08-21 02:17:28


Mocking Parade
 
Isn't it wonderful that, despite our differences, we're united in our mutual love of beer?
-- Mr. Bad

 

Check out the BIG NEWS: some stupid flouncy British pop star is getting married to some other stupid poncy British celebrity. Again. And once again, the BBC have decided this is front page news.

I don't know who these people are. Some lame radio DJ and some guy called Fatboy Slim. I'm sure someone can tell me why Fatboy Slim is real important, but I don't care. I'm sick of these retarded British weddings.

The British Parliament will probably issue a proclamation tomorrow about this, and then some woozy old gaffer will get up and start singing a pop song. And the BBC will interview this absurd couple and ask them about relief operations in Bosnia, and then one by one, all the Spice Girls will appear on the horizon, driving tanks, and shooting flamethrowers at pensioners and sick people.

Wow. Some ponce is marrying some asswipe. Let's have a big party and laugh at the poor.

Poor, dodgy, retarded England.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

lurid@pigdog.org


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