Check out the BIG NEWS: some stupid flouncy British pop star
is getting married to some other stupid poncy British
celebrity. Again. And once again, the BBC have decided this is front
I don't know who these people are. Some lame radio DJ and some guy called
Fatboy Slim. I'm sure someone can tell me why Fatboy Slim is real important,
but I don't care. I'm sick of these retarded British weddings.
The British Parliament will probably issue a proclamation tomorrow about this,
and then some woozy old gaffer will get up and start singing a pop song. And
the BBC will interview this absurd couple and ask them about relief operations
in Bosnia, and then one by one, all the Spice Girls will appear on the horizon,
driving tanks, and shooting flamethrowers at pensioners and sick people.
Wow. Some ponce is marrying some asswipe. Let's have a big party and laugh at