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Canadistas Talk SMACK!!

by Crackmonkey

1998-12-30 10:43:00

Our team of sooper seekret reconnaissance agents here at the Pigdog Sooper Seekret Canadia Reconnaissance Team have discovered the main cell of the Canadista uprising! The smarmy Canucks have even gone so far as to leave their plans up for public view, and we bring you this information in the hopes that it may save red-blooded American lives!

Note the map of the rezoned United States, where they plan to replace our all-American states with limey PROVINCES! No doubt they plan to storm in with their hooch-powered mechagojiras (as built by Red Greene) and take the country in its sleep! Don't become lulled into complacency about the Canadia threat! Act now! Write to your congressperson!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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