Our team of sooper seekret reconnaissance agents here at
the Pigdog Sooper Seekret Canadia Reconnaissance Team have
discovered the main cell of the Canadista uprising! The
smarmy Canucks have even gone so far as to leave their
plans up for public view, and we bring you this information
in the hopes that it may save red-blooded American lives!
Note the map of the rezoned
United States, where they plan to replace our all-American states with
limey PROVINCES! No doubt they plan to storm in with their hooch-powered
mechagojiras (as built by Red Greene) and take the country in its sleep!
Don't become lulled into complacency about the Canadia threat! Act now! Write
to your congressperson!