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Would there be room for people as cynical as us amongst you warm-hearted individuals?
-- Lee
More Canadista BULLSHIT!!!
1999-01-03 00:00:00
Hot on the heels of the previous Canadista story comes the discovery of another PRO-CANADIA FANATIC CELL on the Web! This is what the CDA was for, people! To keep CANADIAN EXTREMISTS from polluting our infosphere.
What's really astounding is how PATHETIC the resistance from Canadia is. Bah! Soon, you will be the pasty vassals of Pigdog, Canadian wretches! Mark my words!
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