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Our Man Zach: genial, Guinness-swilling Schweinhund since ere pig met dog
-- Thom 'Starky' Stark
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It wasn't bad enough that Canadia had to go and invent circus
peanuts, Tim Allen and that "Are You Being Served" show on
the television; now they're claiming that they were the big
leader of dropping bombs on the Yugoslavia.
With only 18 jets in a fleet of some 800 warplanes, the Canadian government is
framing their Serbian involvement in glowing terms of heroic Nuck battle against
the sinister forces of Milosevic. "We are the leader of the world" is what the
Canadians are saying.
It is sort of like in World War II how the Nucks are always saying, "We are the
people who stopped Hitler." And then you tell them that, no, they did not stop
Hitler. The Nucks were bogged down with Monty in the north the whole time while
the Americans were slugging through the Ardennes. "Yes," they say, "but
Dieppe..." Haw Haw! Dieppe!
Anyway, now they are claiming to be the best fighter pilots ever, so go figure
this out. Also, the Canadian generals are saying that even though they led the
whole invasion with their 18 planes, no Nuck dropped any bomb on any civilian
ever.
"We're not aware of any significant civilian damage or deaths from Canadian
attacks," said some Nuck.
Silly Nucks! No porridge for you!
Check it out yourself
aznar@pigdog.org
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