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Unix is meant to be A MONSTROSITY.
-- Ratsnatcher
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Reacting swiftly to the current Canuck rage for torturing
and humiliating river-dwelling fish, Canadian officials
have charged an American TV fishing show host with what is
believed to be the first ever case of "Fish Molestation"
encountered on the North American continent.
Larry Dahlberg, host of ESPN's "The Hunt for Big Fish," was recently
fly-fishing in British Columbia while being filmed by his television crew. An
eagle-eyed Canadian Department of Fisheries and Oceans noticed Dahlberg playing
a bit roughly with the Steelhead on the end of his line, and informed the
startled TV host and his Canadian guide Pat Wilson that he was being charged
with "unsportsmanlike conduct." More specifically, the Canadian official
charged Dahlberg with violation of a British Columbian fishing code which
states "No person shall molest or injure fish."
"What Larry was charged with, molesting a fish, is very subjective. Larry
didn't do anything wrong!" Wilson told a reporter.
Check it out yourself
punchbowl@pigdog.org
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