So far our nation has been safe from wiener imports from the Socialist regime to the
North, but recent developments in the Red Leaf Empire have unveiled secretive chemical
weapons tests being conducted on Canadia's unsuspecting citizens!
"The hot dog in this country is typically pustulent, yet it has a certain cachet," noted
one Dumont Gibbs of Redwood City, CA.
Recently, however, the Mitchell's bioweapons plant in Saskatoon began churning out
wieners injected with the deadly listeria monocytogenes bacteria. These were
packaged and labeled with common brand names and distributed to supermarket shelves
alongside ordinary sausages.
Our inside agents predict that it's only a matter of time before the Canadian bombers and
rockets rain down a hail of contaminated meat, spreading disease and pestilence
throughout this great nation.