Lesbians! Vegetable dildos! It's just another high school
art class in sex-crazed Canadia!
When fifteen-year-old girls arrived at the University of Winnipeg for a week of
art classes, they were apparently shown a movie about masturbating lesbians.
Fondling carrots and cucumbers, the film's stars reminded the young Canadian
girls that there are many alternate routes to pleasure.
School officials were outraged -- not by the veggie sex toys being projected to
their 15-year-old proteges, but because the content wasn't heterosexual. "The
message was not one of art, it was a message of 'girls don't need men'...!"
Geez, dude, get over your bad-ass Canadian self. Er, and let me know where I
can get a copy of this movie. I want to study art, too -- Canadian-style. High
school has sure gotten a lot more
interesting since I graduated from Cyberbilly High!