"Squeal like a pig." Just saying the line conjures up images of Hillbillies and Ned Beatty's sweaty pink face. It's a powerful image, jammed into the American psyche like a fat Hillbilly cock in a tiny city-dweller's anus. The image will just not go away, no matter how hard you try. -- enigma
Okay, I'm lying. But George W. Bush did embarass himself by falling into the satire-trap of a Canadian satirist.
So Rick Mercer, this Canadian bad person, disguises himself as part of the good
upstanding and honest American press, and asks George W. Bush how he feels
about getting an endorsement from Jean Poutine, Canadian Prime Minister. Bush
said he was all happy about it and looking forward to snorting cocaine with him
and like plotting crazy Masonic world domination, but then the crowd goes
silent as everyone realizes at once that the Canadian Prime Minister is
actually named Jean Chretian or something, that Poutine is a fast food chain,
and that nobody in Canada would endorse a Texan for anything.
Anyway, cool practical joke. And, best yet, now if George W. Bush (does like
W. stand for Washington, like George Washington Carver? I'd like that) wins,
he'll be all pressured into invading Canada, like in that Alan Alda movie.