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he [Pol Pot] told everyone i was being treated well becuase he would have his chefs prepare special exotic dishes, BUT THERE WAS NO WATER IN THEM.
-- rotten elf
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Damn! I was all depressed and hungover after this Y2K thing happened. Life just seems not worth living when you have a chompanyah hangover and civilization is chugging right along as usual. Then I found out that evil Canadia is doing much EVIL in the world! Beaujolais! Canadia-bashing is my favorite sport! So I have something to live for!
The deal is like this: Canadia is like the Number One manufacturer or producer
or whatever of the horrible chemmie known as ASBESTOS. Asbestos is, as we all
know, really nasty and it gives you bad cancer and stuff. My grandfather used
to work in an asbestos plant, and his hair turned GREEN. Really, no shit!
Asbestos is bad, bad, bad dangerous evil shit.
Everybody wants to get rid of asbestos because it makes you real real sick.
Even the Canadian Junta has declared that all its colonial government buildings
and trading posts must be asbestos-free. They're spending kajillions of
worthless Canadian pesos on the project. Even France, for example, BANNED
asbestos use inside the borders of la Belle Pays in 1997, and a lot of other
Euro-trash countries are following suit.
But GET THIS: the oppressive Canadian Junta is CHALLENGING the French asbestos
ban in the secret Star Chambers of the well-known Bilderberger side project
called the WTO. Why are the Canadians doing this? Because they HATE EVERYBODY.
Well, also, because grouchy French Canadians in Quebec are mad that they're
losing their poisonous toxic jobs in the asbestos mines, and the Junta is
afraid of the plucky Quebecois, who have been known to commit atrocious acts of
barbarism when they get hopped up on speed and split-pea soup.
So the Junta will cash in some Masonic New World Order chips with the WTO, and
force all French people to eat ASBESTOS FLAKES for breakfast! And because of
European unity then all the other Euro-states will have to wash their hair with
asbestos shampoo and drive asbestos-upholstered BMWs, too! Damn! This is
exactly why everyone HATES Canadia!
Check it out yourself
maclisp@pigdog.org
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