Pigdog scientists, working around the clock in shifts, have
discovered a new Jake Busey fan site, believed to be just the
third such site devoted to the actor.
The site, simply titled "Jake," contains more information than the other two
previously discovered sites combined, said Pigdog Team Busey member Moses Futz.
"Jake" contains tidbits about Busey's prodigous violin playing skills (as
displayed in the movie "Starship Troopers," where Busey cavorted on a neon
electric fiddle,) and also features biographical information and lots of smiley
faces and little graphics of hearts. "It will probably take us months to sift
through all of this bulldata," said Futz.
The anonymous author, who goes by the pseudonym of
"mrsbusey," has written a very long
paragraph detailing Jake Busey's rise to superstardom, and has also thoughtfully
included a Jake filmography.
There is also a picture of Jake wearing sunglasses.