I dunno. I just really don't know. It seems to me that
with all the resources we've got on this big ol' World Wide
Web, all the talent and creativity we have at our disposal,
that someone, somewhere, could make a Jake Busey Fan Page
that's worth a goddamn. But I guess that's not the
case.
There's a link at the bottom of this page, and you can see Trav's home page,
The World's Only Jake Busey Fan Site. Now, Trav's got a lot of enthusiasm, but
he doesn't have a lot worth saying. And that's a crying shame.
I for one think this is a sad state of affairs. I mean, there's gotta be about
7 million Leonardo DiCaprio fan sites out there, and not a Jake Busey fan site
worth crap.
OK, I've got an idea. Here's what you can do to help. We need to start a
letter-writing campaign. I have compiled a list of the email addresses of a
whole bunch of people who have Leonardo DiCaprio fan sites. Everyone who reads
this needs to send them email to the effect of:
"Dear Webmaster: Did you know that while there are several thousand Leonardo
DiCaprio fan sites, there aren't any Jake Busey fan sites worth a goddamn?
Doesn't that kind of bother you? Maybe you should take some of your enthusiasm
for Leonardo DiCaprio and make a Jake Busey fan site instead. Leonardo DiCaprio
is great and all, but it's just a crying shame there's not a Jake Busey site
out there. Signed, A Concerned Citizen."
Hell, you could even cut and paste that text. Go ahead. What the hell.
