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Knicker Nicker Nicked
1999-10-08 13:01:54


Bad People
 
[It] was quite a trip, I went to the fractals at the end of time - and back.
-- ICBINJ

 

Nadarajah the knicker nicker was nabbed by North London police for plundering panties-- aghh! enough of that! Bleck. This guy was busted once last year with like $50,000 (ok, it was pounds, not dollars, but I can't make that crazy L thing, so just imagine it was dollars) of undies. This time he's being sent to a shrink after the cops found 11 bags of underware in his appartment.

The crazy thing about this story is not the actual amount of unmentionables, but the crazy way they've caught this guy. The first time involved dozens of women setting a trap for him by filling their clothes lines with frilly things and then letting a bunch of police dogs track him down. This latest incident had something to do with him tripping a motion detector (though they don't say where this was or why it was there) and being "wrestled to the ground by an ex-paratrooper"(?!).

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

cabin@pigdog.org


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