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Looky There! A Shack on Wheels!
1999-01-05 09:08:00


Bad People
 
Too bad they don't have an anti-psychosis keyboard. I figure, once my wrists start talking to me, it's time to retire.
-- Mr. Bad

 

Doug Kelley is a cruel, twisted man with no respect for the hard-working, god-fearing, mobile-home-inhabiting folks of Mississippi. And for that we salute him. Doug has been kind enough to travel around scenic sites such as Columbus, Mississippi's trailer parks, taking photos and critiquing the creme de la creme of trailer house architecture and landscaping.

Points are given for appliances on the front porch ("Although not as trendy as placing appliances in the yard, a screened porch allows the public to view your collection."), number of cars up on blocks (parked in the front yard -- NOT the driveway), satellite dishes, general refuse and slovenliness. Don't miss the love letters from Jesus-freaks and bad-spelling rednecks ("I find you to be ofensive and rude. Futhermore, you are a sick cookie! Our children are not all slow").

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

guvnor@pigdog.org


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