Doug Kelley is a cruel, twisted man with no respect for
the hard-working, god-fearing, mobile-home-inhabiting folks
of Mississippi. And for that we salute him. Doug has been
kind enough to travel around scenic sites such as Columbus,
Mississippi's trailer parks, taking photos and critiquing
the creme de la creme of trailer house architecture and
landscaping.
Points are given for appliances on the front porch ("Although not as trendy as
placing appliances in the yard, a screened porch allows the public to view your
collection."), number of cars up on blocks (parked in the front yard -- NOT the
driveway), satellite dishes, general refuse and slovenliness. Don't miss the
love letters from Jesus-freaks and bad-spelling rednecks ("I find you to be
ofensive and rude. Futhermore, you are a sick cookie! Our children are not all
slow").
