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Frosted Flakes Freak Out

by Negative Nancy

1999-08-18 11:36:54

Jeeze, these guys watch to much TV! This guy comes home to find his cousin had eatten all the yummy, vitamin-packed sugar-frosted flakes (now part of a complete breakfast). The cereal-swiping cousin picked up a large kitchen knife to defend himself and the poor, hungry cousin ran up stairs to get his SKS assault rifle....

Sugar-starved cousin then shoots the other cousin, but misses! Only the bullet bounced off the tiled floor and hits him in the elbow!

Fred and Barney never fight like this over measly Fruity Pebbles!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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