This guy is crazy. Not in a good way, either. Crazy in
"stop sniffing my buttocks, Mr. Marv Albert" sort of way.
These are Christian Movie Reviews, more or less, and
nothing in the cinema makes Thomas A. Carder angrier than
house fires and adult underwear.
He has some wacko rating system called W.I.S.D.O.M. he uses to calculate the
ChildCare Action Project (CAP) score of current films, the lower the rating,
the less godly the flick. And Mr. Christic doesn't find much godly about
contemporary films.
Here, for instance, are some of the things he finds upsetting about "Austin
Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me":
knife impalement
death by fire
an "aggression bite to the privates"
punk dress
self touching of privates
pelvic thrusts
bottle of Heineken beer used because of its phonic resemblance to slang for the
posterior
That's just a partial list. Carder also notes that "Dr. Evil sensually sucked
his little finger." Carder is also very sensitive to scenes that portray
exposed underwear. In an informal survey, Pigdog found that 90% of the films
reviewed at this site were marked down for inappropriate underwear display.
It probably doesn't need to be noted, but Carder sees suggestions of FILTHY
PERVERTED SEX in all sorts of innocent things that most people would never
consider. This is a real good crazy person site.
