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Next dead man float I'm gonna have is gonna have a piece of Mr. Bad floating in it.
-- Johnny Royale
A Girl's Best Friend
2002-05-17 11:54:43
It certainly is tough to be a white supremacist these days, as one Hayden Brent McKenzie recently found out. Stuck in a 5 week alcohol and drug rehab program, McKenzie received numerous letters from "his girl" extolling the virtues of her new hobby - dog sex. An act I think Hitler would have disapproved of.
McKenzie, upon his return from the rehab program, found that both his girl and his dog did indeed enjoy hot dog-on-girl action. In a jealous rage, McKenzie threatened to shoot both girl and dog and ended up with 12 months in the pokey on a weapons charge.
Hopefully, for Hayden's sake, his girl won't discover any new fads in the coming year.
The dog had no comment, but seemed incredibly happy.
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