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Yuppie Pig Tries To Buy Barbie on Internet
1998-11-14 01:15:00


Bad People
 
Goddamn all you people to hell. Thom Stark, you stole my Dog Name.
-- Ratsnatcher

 

Look at this fiend who's offering $10,000 to anyone who will get him a bride. She must have the following attributes: "very attractive, brunette or blonde. 24-34, 5'4"-6', 110-135 lbs." AKA: Skinny with big tits. He'll give money to someone who's pimping a woman out, but not to the woman herself...

Maj (maj@pigdog.org) also has some comments on this story:

The most interesting section of his web site is "What's wrong with me."

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

1) I bite my nails (working on it).

2) I want to help others sometimes -- even when they don't want my advice.

3) I could lose about 20 lbs to be in very good shape (Working on it. I was a stress eater).

4) I need to learn to relax more often.

5) I could always be a become a better listener.

To which Maj added these...

6) I tend to lash out violently when I don't get what I want immediately.

7) Crack habit (I'm working on that too).

8) I hate bathing.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

yungstud@pigdog.org


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