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Australian Head Smuggling: No End in Sight!
2000-08-31 21:14:31


Bad People
 
I am all like Rasputin and shit. They call me the Ogre Juggernaut...
-- Tjames Madison

 

After repeated cover-ups by the Australian government, and many vows to stop such acts, Australian head smugglers are finding new and ingenious ways to continue their devious acts.

The latest involves the packing of human heads in the bellies of giant cod, and then discreetly selling the fish to the rather large cannibal population of Brisbane, Australia. Next time you are wandering around your local Australian wholesale fish market, pay careful attention to the rather fishy looking men selling and purchasing such fish.

We can only wonder what new techniques these Australians will come up with next!

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