i may outwardly seem like an antiquated mushball, but actually i have superpowers that allow me to control heartstrings and electrical cicuitousness. -- rotten elf
In Montana, a Florida man pleaded guilty posing as a
gynecological doctor. As Pigdog readers know, this isn't
too out of the ordinary. In one instance, a man operated
his "practice" out of the bathroom of a local fast-food
joint. This one, however, is quite different.
What makes this quack heads and tails above the others is that this guy was
conducting his exams over the phone. Now here’s where it gets bizarre: he was
convincing women to mutilate themselves with razorblades and nail polish. You
read right, a gynecological exam over the telephone involving razor blades and
nail polish.
What the hell did he say to these women that would convince them to take a box
cutter to their boxes?
