He had a very sort of, a strangely very attractive sort of pungent sort of gamey, sort of a venison or a lamb sausage... and a little bit of rosemary with a touch of ranch dressing. -- James Spader, discussing the aroma of William Shatner
In Montana, a Florida man pleaded guilty posing as a
gynecological doctor. As Pigdog readers know, this isn't
too out of the ordinary. In one instance, a man operated
his "practice" out of the bathroom of a local fast-food
joint. This one, however, is quite different.
What makes this quack heads and tails above the others is that this guy was
conducting his exams over the phone. Now hereís where it gets bizarre: he was
convincing women to mutilate themselves with razorblades and nail polish. You
read right, a gynecological exam over the telephone involving razor blades and
What the hell did he say to these women that would convince them to take a box
cutter to their boxes?