Someone at Stanford is practicing unnecessary heart
bypass surgery and his patients are turning up dead in campus
dumpsters. According to police, if he's caught, he would face
misdemeanor littering charges for leaving corpses on campus. Why?
Because his patient-slash-victims are PIGS! Best part of the
is this quote from Police Lt. Bandy: "We want to let people know
that this is not a place to leave your dead pigs."