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The Sordid World of Underground Origami
2000-05-19 15:27:39


Bad People
 
Work's a sucker's game. I'm looking into opportunities in the BANK ROBBERY sector of the economy.
-- Mr. Bad

 

For most people, the word "origami" conjures up images of paper boxes, cranes, and squirrels. This is because most people have not met Zack Brown, the archivist mastermind behind the largest collection of obscene origami on the Net. Brown's page shows you how to fold simple pieces of paper into shapes that could get your hands cut off in most oppressive American States!

The Underground Origami site includes such captivating designs as "Each One Eat One" (69) and "Eyefull Tower" (Action Penis). Possibly the most ingenious design is the Venus Butterfly, a dollar-bill folding that becomes a vaginal butterfly! Beaujolais to anatomically surreal butterflies!

This prestigious site has received the alt.sex.strip-clubs Seal of Approval, which means that anyone looking for a reputable strip club can safely fold this paper for a good show. Heck, go down to your local clothing-removal establishment and stuff a Venus Butterfly into someone's G-string.

And tell 'em Pigdog sent you!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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