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Fear of the Tenderloin ranks up there with fear of the monsters under your bed.
-- The Compulsive Splicer

I'm Dreaming of a Green and White Christmas

by Negative Nancy

1998-12-01 19:22:00

Some would-be smart guys who filled a bunch of Santa dolls and tree ornaments with coke and grass got busted in Rio today. These are apparently the same schmucks who laced chocolate Easter eggs with cocaine last April. I feel real sorry for the Groundhogs come February...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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