Please! The pain! Oh no no! Not The Positive Press!
I can't stand it, I'm just not strong enough! Ahh!! It's all
around me- stories of "human strength, kindness, ingenuity
and perseverance," inspirational messages and essays!
essays! and-- oh it's so horrific! **Warning: sensitive people and those
with weak hearts should not read any further.**
I don't know if I can even describe it. There are all these happy
people saying-- ugh -- happy things. There ought t' be a law! Here
was have this amazing thing called the Web, and these people are filling it up
with threads like:
"all things are possible"
"That special place"
"be positive and all the hurdles in the way will clear"
"let trouble make you a better person "
Ahhhhhh! They must be stopped! And I'm just the person to do it! For every happy
fact they post- I pledge to put up 5 articles on PDJ detailing mans on-going
inhumanity to everything!
Murder! Injustice! Stupidity! That is what websites are made of!
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