Students at the University of Washington in Seattle get serious about their squirrel
problem. An article in the school paper offers tips for stalking, catching, killing, and
eating these pesky creatures.
"Best bet for catching squirrels is a bag, a nut, a brick, and an acting lesson
from the drama department. Learn to disguise your true intentions, to say 'he's
so cute!' without the maniacal laughter. These emboldened squirrels won't
suspect a thing."
