We're not like the others.  We really hate you.

     
 

Squirrel Ka-Bobs
1999-11-05 07:24:27


Animal Rampage
 
Once you accept the Bozo that is within yourself, you can accept the Bozo that is within us ALL. And they all had the best Christmas ever.
-- Tjames Madison

 

Students at the University of Washington in Seattle get serious about their squirrel problem. An article in the school paper offers tips for stalking, catching, killing, and eating these pesky creatures.

"Best bet for catching squirrels is a bag, a nut, a brick, and an acting lesson from the drama department. Learn to disguise your true intentions, to say 'he's so cute!' without the maniacal laughter. These emboldened squirrels won't suspect a thing."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wunderbar@pigdog.org


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