I don't even have a little witty thing to say about this
one. It's a dead naked guy found inside a killer whale
tank. And it makes me sort of sad.
I mean, what if the guy just wanted to pet the whale? Lovingly, on the head, a
friendly pat. And the whale rips his clothes off and slams him into the sides
of the tank a few times and he's dead. Just like that. See, we DON'T EVEN
KNOW THAT MUCH! Maybe he just drowned, and the whale was, like, really nice to
him the whole time before he died. WE DON'T KNOW!
No one knows why the naked man was in the killer whale tank, except the naked
man, and he's dead. Also, his body was found "draped over the back of the
killer whale named Tillikum."
I'm all verklempt. Please talk amongst yourselves for a while.