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India Cracks Down on Monkey Menace

by El Snatcher

1999-02-22 17:14:00

Last year, there were more cases of monkey terrorism than in any other recorded year. It's about time that some country got tough on animal crime. Read about India's new campaign to round up monkeys, put them in jail and deport them!

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