It's one thing to have to watch the
pornographic sexual acts of animals on public television
stations, but how would you like to have your home turned
into a disgusting SKUNK BORDELLO? With skunks engaging in
raucous intercourse under your floor boards?
That's what recently happened to one family in
Kentucky. Local animal control has performed numerous raids,
putting the skunk fornicators to death on site, but it does
no damn good... More skunks move in. The house has become a
known skunk flophouse.
And the male skunks have no compunctions about
battling over the female skunks in front of the family's
children:
"Sunday evening, [the] daughters, Jessica and
Rebecca, awoke screaming because of a battle going on beneath
the floorboards."
Apparently, the worst thing is the horrendous
smell. A noxious, sexual skunk-gas permeates everything, and
the family's only recourse is to burn scented candles and dump
odor-removing powder everywhere.
