The British are notorious for being nutty. Not only do they have bad
teeth, but they have a strange love for squirrels. We here at Pigdog
KNOW the evil that lurks in the hearts of _all_ squirrels, and we have
diligently reported on their many vicious, hateful and blood thirsty
crimes against humanity!
It seems that the Limeys have found a way to curb squirrel populations by
putting them on the Pill. They capture the little devils and inject them with
the stuff, or they hide it in tasty little nuts which are irresistible
to the fluffy little bastards. Sounds good, right?
But, Nooooo! It's NOT a humanitarian effort on the part of the Brits...Not at
Instead its an insidious plot against America and all that is good!!
Those bad English people are only targeting the superior GREY Squirrel which is
indigenous to our beautiful land! Our squirrels, of course, are stronger and
brawnier than Britain's weak, puny, limp-wristed, RED squirrel.
Obviously ours are better. Once again, the Brits lost. We are just better,
and they just can't accept it...It's so sad. Now they have resorted to
cheating. At the worst level...Instead of working towards an end to ALL of the
vicious little fluffy tailed bastards, they are building up theirs at the
expense of ours. In fact,the Limeys are engineering what they call a "Super
Red." Does this not ring of squirrel racism?? Ethnic cleansing??
If you are going to love, must not you love ALL vicious little fluffy tailed