AUGH! Rabid bats are swarming over the villages and towns
of Northern Mexico, carrying away infants in their dripping
The Mexican news agency UPI reports that LOTS of people have been attacked by
these flying rodents of the night! The bastardly mammals -- no better
than squirrels, in this reporter's opinion -- have SHUT DOWN the bustling
economy of Northern Mexico, turning it into an arid wasteland of BAT FEAR!
The horrendous androphagic bats thrive in the SWELTERING HEAT! It causes their
bacterial BRAIN infections to fester and DRIVE THEM MAD with HATE! It does not
take a BAT BIOLOGIST to know that humans will be the losers in this DIABOLICAL
The crazed flesh-eating bat situation is so horrific that the Mexican government
has SEALED OFF THE AREA. But will that be enough? Can the HOT RABID BATS of
MEXICO be stopped? Or is this a potential KILLER BEE situation requiring the
FULL FORCE OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY to stave off MEXICAN BLOODBAT
BLITZKRIEGS throughout the American Southwest?!?!
Only time will tell. Keep your eye on this bat thing, folks.