ATI! Because it kind of rocks.

     
 

Bride price: $2.7 million
2008-04-09 12:58:48


Animal Rampage
 
Oh, oh, oh, the despair. Will I ever be kewl in Master Squid's eyes!
-- Patient Joab

 

You can't make this stuff up: in Abu Dhabi, the winner of a camel beauty contest was sold to a Dubai prince for $2.7 million.

"Delicate females or strapping males who attract the right attention..."; "Bedouin Arabs are intimately connected to camels..."; "'Beautiful, beautiful!' the judge mutters quietly to himself..."; "Some females have harnesses strapped around their genitalia to thwart any efforts by the males to mount them." Mmmm'kay.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

radon@pigdog.org


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