You can't make this stuff up: in Abu Dhabi, the winner of a camel beauty contest was sold to a Dubai prince for $2.7 million.
"Delicate females or strapping males who attract the right attention..."; "Bedouin Arabs are intimately connected to camels..."; "'Beautiful, beautiful!' the judge mutters quietly to himself..."; "Some females have harnesses strapped around their genitalia to thwart any efforts by the males to mount them."
Mmmm'kay.