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The chicken story
2007-04-13 18:19:34


Animal Rampage
 
Wine is but a single broth, ale is meat, drink and cloth.
-- Pigdog Proverb

 

So I go to CVS to buy the personal lubricant, for the chicken..

So I find the aisle in the store where it is stocked and wow. I was not aware that there were so many choices of personal lubricant available. I figured K-Y, Astroglide, and maybe some generics. I was stunned. There are tons and tons of these products! Scented, spray-on, warming, flavored, different colors. When did this happen? I stood there looking at the the five shelves of personal lubrication that stood before me.

And I must have looked bewildered. Because a CVS employee, a man, came over to ask me if I needed help. In my head I was telling myself "Just say no, just say no, he'll go away, just tell him no." But I didn't do that. I said that I was looking for a personal lubricant that was plain, that didn't have any fragrance or smell or warming stuff, just a plain simple one. And he asked if there was an allergy issue or something.

And I said...... "No, its for a chicken."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

quadratic@pigdog.org


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