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Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake
2002-01-25 14:22:30


Animal Rampage
 
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
-- HST

 

Meow! Techno music. Meow! Techno music. "Eat the cat head! Eat the cat head!" It's the sickest game ever....

The blurry head of a kitten radiates from the screen, its fangs frozen in time. Flashing hollow eyes glow menacingly, strobing in sync with a techno beat and lurid flashing backgrounds of fluorescent yellows and reds.

Let the games begin. You're the snake -- the slithering segmented monster composed entirely of cat-heads. Arrow keys change its direction of motion, but it can never stop. You've got cat heads to swallow.

Meow! Techno music. Meow! Techno music. "Eat the cat head! Eat the cat head!"

Welcome to Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake....

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

uzerboozer@pigdog.org


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