Hold the conference in France: you can drink alcohol publicly, even near
a school, you can piss on the street, you can argue with cops, you can
teach Darwin's theory of evolution and you can have sex in public places. -- Stephane Bortzmeyer
Damn them! The squirrels have attacked again -- this
time in a family home in Michigan. A gang of delinquent flying
squirrels -- the worst kind! -- have made this
family's life hell. Bad, bad squirrels!