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This Tiger Don't Take Shit
2001-02-22 10:04:21


Animal Rampage
 
I ahte being a drunk tyypisty...
-- Peter

 

We've done a lot of Animal Rampage stories on the PDJ.

Normally, it is just some four-legged creature suffering from low self-esteem that decides to bite the hand that feeds it. Most have mental problems and suffer from depression and obviously need psychiatric care. Occasionally, there is some deeper more dangerous conspiracy that triggered the attack... like with squirrels and sqrats and Ayleens and stuff.

But in this animal attack I got no sympathy for the now ex-zookeeper. Trying to shit on a tiger is even dumber then trying to pull its tail.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

quintuplet@pigdog.org


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