We've done a lot of Animal Rampage stories on the PDJ.
Normally, it is just some four-legged creature suffering from low self-esteem
that decides to bite the hand that feeds it. Most have mental problems and
suffer from depression and obviously need psychiatric care. Occasionally, there
is some deeper more dangerous conspiracy that triggered the attack... like with
squirrels and sqrats and Ayleens and stuff.
But in this animal attack I got no sympathy for the now ex-zookeeper. Trying to
shit on a tiger is even dumber then trying to pull its tail.