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Man, what a shitty week I am having... grumpy doesn't even begin to describe my mood. Chachi, say something stupid so I can yell at you.
-- Johnnie Royale
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Imagine if you went outside one day to get the paper, and you
were
confronted by a menacing, hulking, 150-pound deer buck with
murder in
its eyes! That's exactly what happened to a Louisiana man
recently.
One of these hoofed monsters tried to pull his stomach guts out
with razor-sharp antlers! If it wasn't for this man's little
weenie
dog, he would surely be dead...
Out of all the animals we have problems with, it seems like deer
are
the most dangerous and vicious creatures--after monkeys and
squirrels, of course. Sometimes these beasts will come out of
the woods
and terrorize whole towns--smash plate glass windows, run old
ladies
down, and even run around with chainsaws on their antlers.
Check it out yourself
quintuplet@pigdog.org
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