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Dog Fights Off Murderous Deer
1998-12-04 19:35:00


Animal Rampage
 
I for one am perpetually about three minutes away from taking to the street with Molotov cocktails.
-- Siduri

 

Imagine if you went outside one day to get the paper, and you were confronted by a menacing, hulking, 150-pound deer buck with murder in its eyes! That's exactly what happened to a Louisiana man recently. One of these hoofed monsters tried to pull his stomach guts out with razor-sharp antlers! If it wasn't for this man's little weenie dog, he would surely be dead...

Out of all the animals we have problems with, it seems like deer are the most dangerous and vicious creatures--after monkeys and squirrels, of course. Sometimes these beasts will come out of the woods and terrorize whole towns--smash plate glass windows, run old ladies down, and even run around with chainsaws on their antlers.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wary@pigdog.org


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