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Zach is happy and Zach doesn't worry about Alabama schoolgirls. That is because Zach has a secret - he drinks a lot and never leaves the house.
-- Johnnie Royale

I shouldn't even need to tell you this

by Miles Standish

2000-03-07 15:05:00

You lazy no-good cheese-ass piece of shit motherfucker. Did you even fucking register? I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.

You are of slime, and Jesus Christ personally hates you. I mean, what's your fucking excuse? Too ugly to go in public? You goddamn pigfucker.

Maybe you're in some sort of dizzy spell and don't even have a fucking clue where your voting site is. Shit. Go to this link, and they'll tell you, if you're in California or Ohio.

Next time, I'll just bust your fucking jaw, you tiresome, pathetic little kickdog.


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