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UFO over Brazil causes cameraman to take shaky, out-of-focus pictures

by Baron Earl

2011-03-02 22:16:23

The damn ay-leens are at it again, using their mind-rays to cause a cameraman to forget everything he knows about operating a video camera -- how to focus, how to hold the camera steady, how to frame his subject.

The resulting images are so bad that the cameraman had to use After Effects software to try and clean up the images, but that only made matters worse.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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