If you too are getting fed up with aliens (especially the
Zeta Reticulans, AKA "grays") and all of this kidnapping,
perverse reproduction experimentation, mutilation of
livestock, and skulking about in flying saucers all the
time, now you can fight back with FREE
stickers, and other alien resistance stuff!
One day in traffic I saw a hillbilly truck with a bumper sticker that had a
picture of an alien (a gray) with a gun to its head, and the slogan, "Aliens
Suck!" So I knew there were groups out there actively opposing the activities
of these apparently malevolent beings that visit our planet so often -- mostly
underground and rural.
Many people wonder, why is it that these little bug-eyed bastards seem to be
reported most often by hillbillies and those in rural areas? The reason is
simple. It's the hillbillies... rednecks, hicks -- whatever you want to call
them -- who the aliens fear most. A hillbilly is likely to be armed, and take
a "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude. Unlike our leaders, they are
idealists, and wont settle for some sort of compromise in which the aliens are
allowed to harvest only a "few" humans for their nefarious purposes in exchange
for leaving the rest of us alone...
But it is not fair to let our hillbilly population bear the brunt of the alien
guerrilla war against humanity. It is time for the rest of the world to become
aware of this grave situation. That's where the STW Alien Resistance
Movement comes in. They have FREE anti-alien stickers. Get as
many as you can, and paste them everywhere!