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I know it would like suck and all for everybody else, but I am sorry, I would like to be responsible for crashing the universe. I can just see myself saying "Oooppss, I didn't mean to do that.... say you guys should have made this like idiot proof."
-- Johnnie Royale

Insurance Against Aliens

by El Snatcher

1998-10-05 00:00:00

Finally, an insurance company is offering an insurance policy against alien abduction.

You can also buy coverage against being injured by a ghost, eaten (as opposed to abducted) by an alien, or hit by an asteroid.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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