Pigdog Journal (Damn Ay-leens) -- Insurance Against Aliens

Insurance Against Aliens
1998-10-05 00:00:00

Damn Ay-leens

I get the feeling that the Pentagon is the sort of place where after terrorists attack it, you just push over the corpses who have toppled onto your desk and get back to work.
-- Tjames Madison

Finally, an insurance company is offering an insurance policy against alien abduction.

You can also buy coverage against being injured by a ghost, eaten (as opposed to abducted) by an alien, or hit by an asteroid.

Check it out yourself

Over. End of Story. Go home now.

backdraft@pigdog.org

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