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Insurance Against Aliens

by El Snatcher

1998-10-05 00:00:00

Finally, an insurance company is offering an insurance policy against alien abduction.

You can also buy coverage against being injured by a ghost, eaten (as opposed to abducted) by an alien, or hit by an asteroid.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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