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SETI Makes First Contact?

by El Snatcher

1998-11-06 13:15:00

You may or may not have heard the buzz about alien signals coming from EQ Pegasi... In a nutshell, an engineer named Paul Dore who bootlegged time on a SETI-style radio telescope discovered special alien signals coming from something in the direction of the star system known as EQ Pegasi.

Since then several other observatories around the world seemed to have reproduced his results, but now the officials have ruled it all a big fat hoax, and Paul Dore has canceled his press conference... But was it really all a hoax?

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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