A 37-year-old Iowan man was transported 180 miles by aliens
who flung him threw a house window and then abandoned him,
bleeding and confused, to be found by local police. I'm
guessing they were using some sort of space/time continuum
warping technology, but I'm still waiting for confirmation.
The police, in typical non-believer fashion, claim the man
was high on methamphetamines and charged him with
Man, those devious ay-leens are getting more sneaky and devious all the time!
It was bad enough they kidnapped this poor man and erased his memory, but then
to throw him through a window knowing he could never explain how he got there!
Not to mention taking the brilliant step of altering the chemical composition
of their anal-probe lube to resembe traces of Earth-methamphetamine!